Humor
Economic Stimulus Payment
I got one of those emails aging ;-)
This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Partovi speech at Hackley commencement
Twins Hadi and Ali Partovi commencement speech at Hackley High School (Tarrytown, New York) Class of 2008 graduation. Amuzing and moving. (Ali Partovy is the founder of GarageBand.com, ilike.com)
Man with a Stick
SAN DIEGO—A man who used several different bent sticks to hit a ball to an area comprised of very short grass surrounding a hole in the ground was praised for his courage Monday after he used a somewhat smaller stick to gently roll the ball into the aforementioned hole in fewer attempts than his competitors. "What guts, what confidence," ESPN commentator Scott Van Pelt said of the man, who was evidently unable to carry his sticks himself, employing someone else to hold the sticks and manipulate the flag sticking out of the hole in the ground while he rolled the ball into it. "You have to be so brave, so self-assured, so strong mentally to [roll a ball into a hole in the ground]. Amazing." The man in question apparently hurt his knee during this activity.
Read: Onion Sports
Cookies everyone?
My Kids watch the Sesame Street on Saturday Mornings (DVR), and I thought this was the funniest image I had seen in a while ;-)
I'm a Robot ?
A great video about life in the computer-centric world of ours. I love it ;-)
(Direct Link: YouTube )
Organization by Andy Rooney
This is how Andy Rooney (of the 60 minutes fame) keeps track of his things: ;-)
(Direct Link: YouTube )
